Who's Willy?
Hi, I'm Willy. I'm the guy who orders pizza at the
drive-thru, and then sits there waiting on them to bake
it. I'm the guy that grafts all of my old used bars of soap
together to put in my guest bathroom. I'm the guy who
drives a Hummer and complains about gas prices. I'm the
guy who asks trivia questions but doesn't know the
answer myself. I'm also that guy -- the one who has to
remind you that the British version of "The Office" is so
much funnier than the American version, and that he was
a fan before everyone else.
I'm your neighbor. I'm your friend. I'm your co-worker. I'm
your relative. I'm a complete stranger. I'm the clueless and
irritating doof that you encounter daily.
Sometimes, I'm even you. I'm Willy Who.
drive-thru, and then sits there waiting on them to bake
it. I'm the guy that grafts all of my old used bars of soap
together to put in my guest bathroom. I'm the guy who
drives a Hummer and complains about gas prices. I'm the
guy who asks trivia questions but doesn't know the
answer myself. I'm also that guy -- the one who has to
remind you that the British version of "The Office" is so
much funnier than the American version, and that he was
a fan before everyone else.
I'm your neighbor. I'm your friend. I'm your co-worker. I'm
your relative. I'm a complete stranger. I'm the clueless and
irritating doof that you encounter daily.
Sometimes, I'm even you. I'm Willy Who.
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